Some old random interview someone gave me, back when MySpace was a thing……
Whats the full name of the person you last sent an sms to?
Mark Kenneth Waddell
Last thing you ate?
a Barbecue Shape
Are you failing any classes?
Nut
Do you remember who you liked this time three months ago?
The local barmaid
Is there anyone in the room with you?
Nup
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
My 4yr old niece telling me that I already know that frogs are green and toads are brown and calling me a funny nut!
Are you someone who worries too often?
Purposefully not
Do you currently hate someone?
Nahh.
Do you currently like anyone?
The beautiful girl on the train today – all girls should look like that!
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Absolutely
Will you get married?
I’ll have to run that past the girl on the train
When/ why was the last time you smiled?
Today when sexy-bike-chick on the station blew a tyre (instead of me!)
Does anyone like you?
I really don’t think so – but it’s just a matter of time
Who woke you up this morning?
The bloody alarm – had a job interview – which I got
When was the last time you were sad?
Dunno
When is the next time you’ll hug someone?
Probly tomorrow
Wearing any jewelry?
8 grands worth – ring and necklace – gold & diamonds, which I designed…
Are you happy?
Yes 🙂
Are people annoying?
Don’t blo0dy start me!
Where were you last night?
In bed?
Has anyone ever sang to you?
Taylor Swift – about 2 weeks ago – Dear Stephen…
If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
I’d be surprised – it’s 10:30 on a Monday night
It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings:
I realise that at about 9:30 am the next morning
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Darwin
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Probably – but the question is rather, do I give a F?
How late did you stay up last night?
11
Do you think a lot before you go to bed?
Counting down the days till I win Lotto
Have you ever drove someone else’s car?
Driven? Of course.
When was the last time you cried?
1989
Is your hair up?
Yep – it’s an inch long
Do you think you are an argumentative person?
Do you?!
Have you ever hugged someone named Joe?
No – and if he tried, I’d argue with him!
How did you feel when you woke up today?
Tired as a bastard!
Who was the last person you hugged?
Probably Taliah
What was the last movie you watched in theaters?
Gran Tarino – ya gotta love Clint!
Do you believe every thing you hear?
Shit yeah – why would anybody lie?
What was the last beverage you drank?
Jim Beam Rye and Coke
Have you ever finished taking a shower and realize that there are no dry towels?
What a random and stupid question – heaven forbid, use a damp towel!
Do you ever write/draw on windows that are fogged up?
Only on other people’s cars
If you were married, and your spouse’s parents became ill, would you let them move into your home?
I understand there are many suitable and pleasant facilities out there – it’ll be like living in a resort!
Do you need to feel needed?
No – though it’d be nice
What do you notice more, somebody’s eyes or smile?
Usually the eyes – though a smile also makes a huge impression
Did you actually have a cookie jar?
I don’t even have cookies!
Do you ignore people when you’re mad/upset with them?
At times I try hard to but usually cave in very early.
What’s worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?
Disappointed.
Have you ever gotten up early the next morning to do homework or study?
Too many times to count
Do you honestly believe that good things come to those who wait?
No – you have to make things happen (unless you are one of the blessed and chosen few)
Do you think that knowing when and how you’re going to die would ruin your life?
Of course
Have you ever seen a dead body?
No, other than tv.
Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?
I’m my own bloke Ever been to a bonfire party?
I’m the king of bonfire parties!
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Have done many times
Do you like Chinese food?
Best thing they ever did!
Are you mean?
Only to Chinese people
Did you speak to your father today?
Yes I did – he’s not Chinese
What would you do if you found out your 1st love found a new love?
Feel sorry for her current husband!
Have you ever liked someone you knew you shouldn’t?
Indeed Do you always answer your phone?
No!
What is on your bed right now?
Bed stuff, clothes and four pillows
When was the last time you threw up?
A long time ago!
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Getting out of bed.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Filling out the first half of this marathon bastard quiz
What is the last thing you said aloud?
See ya
What is the best ice cream flavour?
Chocolate – this shouldn’t even be a question
What are you wearing right now?
Shorts & Tshirt
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yes – today I bought a sexy new white silk tie and a pair of size 13 retardo Ronald Mc Donald clown shoes for my interview!
When was the last time you ran?
1984
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Where ever Train-chick lives
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace ?
Catley
Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes.
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Depends if I’m driving or not
Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
Haha I don’t think so.
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Fkn Telstra!
Are you allergic to anything?
Yep – Fkn Telstra!
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
None – maybe soon to be my size 13, square-towed clown shoes?
Are you jealous of anyone?
Probly
Is anyone jealous of you?
Maybe a few long-grassers?
How many kids do you want when you’re older?
A couple would do
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
42
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile ?
Not anymore
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
Yes – a confidential text to my old boss regarding my secret resignation, which was meant to go to a mate
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone ?
If you actually mean ‘Sleep’, then alone, otherwise…
Will next friday be a good one?
All Friday’s are good ones!
Ever tasted your own tears?
No – I’m a Tigers supporter!
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
No – only ganja
How has the week been?
Not bad – I got a job with a financial institution, in the middle of the greatest global financial crisis the world has ever seen.
Pink or green ?
Straight
Would you like to put any night on repeat, and live it forever?
Like Keith Richards, I did that for nearly 10 years – I’m happy to move on now.
Do you like to take naps?
No – though I wouldn’t be outta place in Mexico
When was the last time you dyed your hair?
As I said before – I’m straight
Do you miss anyone?
My hairdresser
Where is the person you’ve fallen hardest for?
Asleep no doubt
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Surprisingly, yes I have (and she wasn’t my hairdresser)
Did you kiss anyone today? No – although I’m sure Train-chickie was hoping I would
Will next Saturday be a good one?
Saturday’s are almost as good as Fridays!
How old do you look?
Apparently a lot younger than I am, which doesn’t really gel with how old I feel!
Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
I have
What is the first thing you usually do in the morning?
Have a wizz
Name one thing someone thinks about you thats not true?
That I got my nickname Whirly from doing helicopters on a country bar
Do you have any text messages that you don’t want other people to read?
Yes I do – do you wanna know what they are?
Have you ever asked a boy for advice?
Nor am I a paedophile
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
The Station
Did your night suck last night ?
Nah – I just watched telly
Have you ever talked on the phone in the shower/ bathtub?
no
Would you kiss anyone you’ve texted today ?
Yes
Are you dating the person you text last?
No – he’s taken – and I’m straight!
Do you think relationships are hard?
I think it’s becoming increasingly difficult for straight single blokes to pick up sexy blonde chicks in cotton summer dresses riding on trains in Queensland!